Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Gin in teacups

i didnt update yesterday because work decided that it wanted to be a huuuuge pain in my bum. i had no fun at work, and i had a date when i got off so i was a lil nervous/excited for that all day.im not a big fan of dates, well i am after the first. just the first dates are always the awkwardest. also i usually come off as a weird person because im going to be myself and if you dont like it then good i can stop wasting time. i think it went rather well though. it wasnt awkward nor boring. it was actually fucking hilarious...she cool.

so yeah after my date i wanted to rid myself off all the blah of the day so i stopped at the lq store and grabbed some gin and black label. i started drinking with the hopes of my friend coming over but he couldnt. i got pretty off my face and video skyped steven and made a dick of myself. i didnt mean to get trashed i was just running on an empty stomach.

i realized an important math equation

empty stomach + alcohol =dehydration
dehydration + gin and black label = trashed
trashed x 13 cigarettes = delicious
delicious +Ryan Adams on vinyl = terrible fucking hangover

tonight is japanther at the turf club youll see me there leaning on a wall or sleeping on a floor. later.

4 comments:

Tiffy said...

Hope the hangover isn't that bad..

But, that is a very important math equation to remember in the near future..

Mikey said...

haha yeah definetly.

So@24 said...

Sounds like my weeknights.

Jen84 said...

i hope your date was AMAZING! if not, ill be bring my cat over to you and throw her in your face!!!!!!!!!<- i love exclamation points dammit!

i need a new job