Things you see that are worth noting

i promised results on my last blog...so i guess ill have to try and deliver. now i wouldnt say last night was awesome...but alot of strange shit happened that is worth noting. so the night started like any other weekend night. Erez came over to my place and we sat around and waited for it to be later like 10ish so we can start heading to the bar. now erez's shoulder is all jacked off because he got in a bike accident. so blb just isnt the same when you have to bus there. so anyfart we get on the bus and head over there.

i dont know what it was about blb last night but i swear. it was nothing but really butched out lesbians. not that theres anything wrong with that. its just really random. so we have our first beer andd then go sit out on the benches to drink more and smoke. theres some drag contest going down next door. so the weirdest people were outside it was like being in the 9th realm of ultra reality. it was the weirdest.

so these two girls come up and start talking to us. usual awkward bullshit chitchat you get into with some people. this girl was all whatd you do today, and i thought id come off cool with a lil silly comment. thought maybe if i say this shell think im funny/cute...i told her i washed my jeans. like seriously. why did that seem like a good idea at the time. i didnt come off funny/cute...i think i probably came off as a serial rapist or a child obducter some bizzare psychopath, at least thats what im assuming since they bailed shortly after my clever comment.

the night carries on and the drunkest asshole comes up and starts talking to us. it was really funny at first but quickly got annoying. i think it got annoying when he stole my beer and then gave me his water and said drink up and knocked it on the table spilling water everywhere. yeah not so cool. you can see most of our conversation.


then the night consisted of me being so trashed and everyones talking and im the guy whos drunk as shit talking about how awesome leaning against a parking meter was. i dont know why but that pawking metah kicked so much ass i could lean like a mother fucker. i started posing with it and shit. i dont know why. basically once that drunk annoying guy left. i became the drunk annoying guy. who loved parking meters. dont know how to rotate it. but if you look you can see how happy i was to be leaning on it......lameass....



jaden showed up which ruled because he gave us a ride home. oh god im so glad he showed up i would have hated so much to walk home. i def wasnt gonna hitch again since i got a big ear full from my mom when she read my blog about getting a ride home from some mexican trannies."its dangerous michael what are ya an idiot or something". so yeah. this is my attempt at a more formal blog entry. hope its easier to process. its very media filled. awesome..... later suckas.