BLARRRGHHHEECCHCHHHAAAAAA

oh my fucking god. get me the fuck out of here. every morning i go in this little box of an office. downstairs hidden. i sit in there all alone and count skanky money and it fucking sucks cause theres like a million other people on the other side of the walls. and theres an outside with clouds and birds and living things but instead im in the million degree room with no windows and skanky money. i hate skanks.

today is weird. my sister is getting married today. in scottland. i cant even go to my own sisters wedding ugh?!!! how lame is that. the lamest. its weird. its like when am i ever going to see my sister again. last night was the first time i talked to her on the phone in like....a year and a half. were all so far apart. im in minneapolis, my moms in north carolina, my sisters in scottland, my dad and other sister are in canada. it fucking sucks. if i wanna see anyone of them im at least dropping 500 bucks. blech. and its a scottish wedding. god thatd be so rowdy i bet. i could of gotten trashed and make an ass out of myself instead im in skank room.

im mad at erez. last night we got trashed and went for dinner to the town talk diner in midtown on lake st. it was good. tasty town diner is what i would call it with a burger like what are ya kidding me. it was amazing. anygay...this really really hot girl was out on the patio and kept eye balling him. and he was like fuck. if i dont do it. if i dont talk to her im gonan regret it. and iwas like oh regret your so gonna regret it regret. and he was like yeah im totes doing it. last second boooop....bailed. u turned round that girl man. god!!! fool!! tom foolery at its best as i would say. i dont say that. i hope hes regretting it. big time. sucka

tonight is the premier of its always sunny in philidelphia. the only show that could make me laugh as hard as i do. i swear. if like i got a phone call from the president and he was all im sorry your whole family died in a helicopter crash i would be sooooo broken. id cry id vomit id flip out omg. but if sunny came on....be laughing my ass off. its that good. so if anyone in the metro area is reading this...and has cable...invite me over so i can watch it. ill bring the werthers originals. i got a whole bag in my desk and you can have as many as you want. i need to see it. help a bruva out...

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