bruised legs

this post was meant to be for yesterday. but i never got around to it because i have priorities. more important stuff to do then bitch on the internet. more important like...drinking beer and bitching to my friend about metro transit, slow drivers, shitty computers, all the stuff i wah wah on here about. haha. same shit different medium.

so anyways. your probably wondering whats with the title of this post. well... like 3 weeks ago i was really trashed. i cant remember if i was in my driveway, or at bryant lake bowl. but anyfart i had my bike computer in my pocket. the little box that says how fast, how far, how long. all that stuff. well it was in my pocket and i fell on the ground and landed on it. and i still have this huge perfect square bruise on my thigh and its starting to look disgusting. i hope it goes away soon so i dont have to look at a poop stain on my thigh every morning. its absolutely crazy.

i need some good photos hedi slimane style. if anyone owns a camera. let my agent know.