Smartass comments arent always smart you ass

ok so i love smartasses. i love sarcasm. but sometimes i fucking hate them. for those of you who dont know i work in finance at the ** corp office. its a tote drag. its so extremely corp cliche i cant even get into it fully because this post would be foreverrrrr long. so anygayyy the number one comment i get from people when i tell them i work at ** is ......a paris hilton comment. like holy shit are you serious.

"how does it feel to know your making money for paris hilton"
Response: haha (how does it feel that your not funny and i fucking hate your guts now)

"oh you work for paris hilton"
Response: Nah (i fucking hope you die. your not funny i fucking hate making your aquaintance)

i can go on and on forever. anyfart....

im getting a new tattoo this weekend im sooo pumped...this is what im getting but im not getting any of the writing....



so yeah i think its pretty bad ass....what do you guys think?

tonight i think everyone would enjoy doing this, i know i am. tonight is the big mccain obama debate. time to drink. take a sip for the key words... economy, environment, iraq, security, defense, opponent and take a shot every time a bead of sweat is visible on mccains face.

later bitches.