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peace love.
M ikey
Thursday, October 30, 2008
is my house haunted or am i going insane
I had trouble falling asleep last night. I tossed and turned until I finally seemed to slip into a dream. I woke up to a bang which sounded like it came from the kitchen. i still dont know what it was.
I got up to investigate. Machette in hand (they don't call it murderappolis for nothin) nothing strange going on in the kitchen. So I'm going back to my bed and in the other room a figure like thing passed by the corner of my eye. it freaked me out so bad, i yelled out BLACH and ran into my room and slammed the door. more restless sleep cause that was some scary shit.
Long story short...don't watch the others before you go to bed. You won't sleep and a tshirt on a hanger will scare the shit out of you. i felt like an idiot.
another thing on the topic of scary stuff... i have this irrational fear of witches. like not real witches like wiccan people but like movie witches. tall skinny long black hair green face long chin big nose and warts. just scares the crap out of me, i figure its because when i was a kid my mom would come into my room while i was playing with my toys and would cackle like a witch to scare me. when i would cry and be like mom dont please shed say in a demonic voice "im not your mother". i asked her why she did that last time i saw her and she said i would give her the sweetest hugs when she went back to not being a witch...thats fucking crazy. what a weird way to get hugs, she could of just been nice instead of traumatizing me. like i said not all witches like a fat girl in a skanky witch costume on halloween aint gonna scare me. there was a scary one in the lobby the other day. i ran away...very unprofessional
I got up to investigate. Machette in hand (they don't call it murderappolis for nothin) nothing strange going on in the kitchen. So I'm going back to my bed and in the other room a figure like thing passed by the corner of my eye. it freaked me out so bad, i yelled out BLACH and ran into my room and slammed the door. more restless sleep cause that was some scary shit.
Long story short...don't watch the others before you go to bed. You won't sleep and a tshirt on a hanger will scare the shit out of you. i felt like an idiot.
another thing on the topic of scary stuff... i have this irrational fear of witches. like not real witches like wiccan people but like movie witches. tall skinny long black hair green face long chin big nose and warts. just scares the crap out of me, i figure its because when i was a kid my mom would come into my room while i was playing with my toys and would cackle like a witch to scare me. when i would cry and be like mom dont please shed say in a demonic voice "im not your mother". i asked her why she did that last time i saw her and she said i would give her the sweetest hugs when she went back to not being a witch...thats fucking crazy. what a weird way to get hugs, she could of just been nice instead of traumatizing me. like i said not all witches like a fat girl in a skanky witch costume on halloween aint gonna scare me. there was a scary one in the lobby the other day. i ran away...very unprofessional
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Todays post...dont forget yesterdays right under this one... 2 posts in one visit.....SWEET! thats what your thinking
The title for this was originally Mother...
i cant wait for my mom to get here. 2 more days, i feel myself going insane not having anyone to talk to. all i have is a pen and notebook, or a blog to convey my feelings. i cant wait to have an actual face to face conversation with someone caring and understanding, someone who knows i belong in Carolina and will help me get there. i just need to get there, i wanna go home.
im tired of wasting time. my life has become this sort of cliche routine seen in movies right before something monumentous happens and their life is changed forever. this is my routine in a nutshell for ya, hell...ill put it in bullet form to further show how redundant and horrible it is.
-wake up at 630 am...shower/shave/brush teeth
-watch saved by the bell for 15 minutes
-walk to the train, always crammed...never get a seat
-get to work, work till 12:30 then lunch till 1:30
-lunch= gross cafetria food for 30 min, then i go to target and look at dvd's im not going to buy
-1:30...back to work :(
-get off at 5pm takes 45 minutes -1 hour to get home
-get home...sit on laptop, drink, crash before 11pm
-wake up at 630 am...shower/shave/brush teeth
and so on and so on and so on.....theres my weekly schedule....weekends pretty much consist of the same activities. besides the working......gee mikey....why do you hate minneapolis so much,,,why you so depressed in MN....it cant be that bad can it....your soo emo chin up...you have a good job....yeah fuck that see above!
Shabsoviet...Out!
i cant wait for my mom to get here. 2 more days, i feel myself going insane not having anyone to talk to. all i have is a pen and notebook, or a blog to convey my feelings. i cant wait to have an actual face to face conversation with someone caring and understanding, someone who knows i belong in Carolina and will help me get there. i just need to get there, i wanna go home.
im tired of wasting time. my life has become this sort of cliche routine seen in movies right before something monumentous happens and their life is changed forever. this is my routine in a nutshell for ya, hell...ill put it in bullet form to further show how redundant and horrible it is.
-wake up at 630 am...shower/shave/brush teeth
-watch saved by the bell for 15 minutes
-walk to the train, always crammed...never get a seat
-get to work, work till 12:30 then lunch till 1:30
-lunch= gross cafetria food for 30 min, then i go to target and look at dvd's im not going to buy
-1:30...back to work :(
-get off at 5pm takes 45 minutes -1 hour to get home
-get home...sit on laptop, drink, crash before 11pm
-wake up at 630 am...shower/shave/brush teeth
and so on and so on and so on.....theres my weekly schedule....weekends pretty much consist of the same activities. besides the working......gee mikey....why do you hate minneapolis so much,,,why you so depressed in MN....it cant be that bad can it....your soo emo chin up...you have a good job....yeah fuck that see above!
Shabsoviet...Out!
yesterdays post
ive been craigslisting/monster.com like a mad man, its very stressful. i feel like im applying for bullshit and its all phishing schemes. i found out today too since i havent worked at BN for a while that im not eligible to transfer DAMN! that was like my job cushion, and has been for the last 3 years. im sure it will work out in the end, i mean it has to right? i just love working at BN, cool people always work there. always a interesting group of people.
my mom gets here on friday, i can barely wait. i have all this shit flying around in my head. its driving me mad, i cant wait to just sit down with her and regurgitate it all to her face to face rather than over the email. im sure shes dreading it. then on saturday my sister gets here, i cant freaking wait to see her. its been the longest since we have last seen each other.
i wish things were easier. like moving and shit, it takes so much out of you, mentally and physically. i just want to sleep its all so exhausting. i really want to write some new shorts but i cant focus for shite. all the stress and depression minneapolis puts on me blocks my brain of all creativity and freetime/amusement if that makes any sense? where will i be when im 64? scary thought! see...there i go again overthinking. i should just stop and eliminate that though cause nothing good will come of it. oh and also marriot said i wasnt qualified for an Admin position...i got promoted out of that fucking position, stupid personality test fucked me in the ass again! hate those things.
my mom gets here on friday, i can barely wait. i have all this shit flying around in my head. its driving me mad, i cant wait to just sit down with her and regurgitate it all to her face to face rather than over the email. im sure shes dreading it. then on saturday my sister gets here, i cant freaking wait to see her. its been the longest since we have last seen each other.
i wish things were easier. like moving and shit, it takes so much out of you, mentally and physically. i just want to sleep its all so exhausting. i really want to write some new shorts but i cant focus for shite. all the stress and depression minneapolis puts on me blocks my brain of all creativity and freetime/amusement if that makes any sense? where will i be when im 64? scary thought! see...there i go again overthinking. i should just stop and eliminate that though cause nothing good will come of it. oh and also marriot said i wasnt qualified for an Admin position...i got promoted out of that fucking position, stupid personality test fucked me in the ass again! hate those things.
Sunday, October 26, 2008
quick update
I'm at the chicago airport waiting for the plane to load. Just wanted a quick update on here. There will be a more formal post later on when I'm on my laptop rather than my phone.
Just wanted to spill my guts realquick. I'm hurtin, hurtin bad. I haven't cried this much since I got my heart broken. I fell in love with winston. I forgot how much I love north carolina. Real people. The thought of returning to minneapolis has left me gutted and teary eyed which will result in a headach later on. All I can be is right here in my hands and I'm gonna make something of it.
Time to get it together now. I'm making a deadline. I'm setting goals and tasks and I'm gonna do it all. Until then...whiny posts and craigslist. See you soon winston. I know in my heart and mind it won't be long.
Just wanted to spill my guts realquick. I'm hurtin, hurtin bad. I haven't cried this much since I got my heart broken. I fell in love with winston. I forgot how much I love north carolina. Real people. The thought of returning to minneapolis has left me gutted and teary eyed which will result in a headach later on. All I can be is right here in my hands and I'm gonna make something of it.
Time to get it together now. I'm making a deadline. I'm setting goals and tasks and I'm gonna do it all. Until then...whiny posts and craigslist. See you soon winston. I know in my heart and mind it won't be long.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Trying To Focus
I'm going to try and focus and publish a decent post here. this past week i have been doing nothing but partying and my life has become a haze, ive found it hard to think of something to write. Basically i have came to the assumption this past week during my short amount of time here in winston-salem what its all about. Life is not about having a great job with lots of money, having a gorgeous wife with great kids. sounds boring to me to be honest. how does that sound any fun to me. sounds so pre programmed why do i feel the need to go down said path. because thats what i was taught in a corrupt school system established on what a board thinks is appropriate to screw in young kids heads.
you dont need money and love to be happy. there good things i guess. but theres more to it out there than those things, this past few months those are the things i have been stressing about. havent given it two thoughts since i have been out here. no its not because im on vacation and im wearing a whats me worries tshirt. its because im reminded of what its all about. friends and family are what its all about. i can go through my entire life re analyzing my decisions and stressing about the what if's but the time has come to pull my socks up and do what i have been recalculating in my head over and over. tired of staying awake thinking what if this happens, only one way to find out.
ok so im focused, we have established that by now. now to stop rambling. does anyone still read this im not getting feedback i feel like im writing in my journal that no one but me reads. i know the past few posts were fucking shite, im working on fixing that. everything that has happened to me since i have been here has been a total you had to be there story or moment. just imagine the funniest drinking stories you can think of, and stretch it out over the course of a week and thats what has been going on with me. hah ironic its like now that i have interesting things happening i dont know what to write about, how queer.
Today me and Caleb went to the salvation army and i did get some good finds. i got some cherrywood leather shoes and 2 new member only jackets. ones tan and looks and fits great on me, its a makin me happpiii. man im a idiot, last night we were at finnigans its an irish pub dwntwn winston. it was there 2 year anniversary of being in business and they were having this party. it was awesome, live dj and they were giving out shit. i got this sweet ass guiness pint. we all did me chad and caleb. we got so trashed, 3 white guys drunk as shit requestin dr dre and singing it at the top of our lungs. we were drunk and freezing so the best mode of transpo was running your ass off. caleb dropped his pint glass and it smashed, then me and chad were like YEAHH WOOO and smashed our. woke up upset about that this morning, although it is so fun to smash glas when your off your face drunk.
alrighty then, off to the blackhole of craigslist. later everyone.
you dont need money and love to be happy. there good things i guess. but theres more to it out there than those things, this past few months those are the things i have been stressing about. havent given it two thoughts since i have been out here. no its not because im on vacation and im wearing a whats me worries tshirt. its because im reminded of what its all about. friends and family are what its all about. i can go through my entire life re analyzing my decisions and stressing about the what if's but the time has come to pull my socks up and do what i have been recalculating in my head over and over. tired of staying awake thinking what if this happens, only one way to find out.
ok so im focused, we have established that by now. now to stop rambling. does anyone still read this im not getting feedback i feel like im writing in my journal that no one but me reads. i know the past few posts were fucking shite, im working on fixing that. everything that has happened to me since i have been here has been a total you had to be there story or moment. just imagine the funniest drinking stories you can think of, and stretch it out over the course of a week and thats what has been going on with me. hah ironic its like now that i have interesting things happening i dont know what to write about, how queer.
Today me and Caleb went to the salvation army and i did get some good finds. i got some cherrywood leather shoes and 2 new member only jackets. ones tan and looks and fits great on me, its a makin me happpiii. man im a idiot, last night we were at finnigans its an irish pub dwntwn winston. it was there 2 year anniversary of being in business and they were having this party. it was awesome, live dj and they were giving out shit. i got this sweet ass guiness pint. we all did me chad and caleb. we got so trashed, 3 white guys drunk as shit requestin dr dre and singing it at the top of our lungs. we were drunk and freezing so the best mode of transpo was running your ass off. caleb dropped his pint glass and it smashed, then me and chad were like YEAHH WOOO and smashed our. woke up upset about that this morning, although it is so fun to smash glas when your off your face drunk.
alrighty then, off to the blackhole of craigslist. later everyone.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
man you had to be there to find this funny
Winston is probably the funnest place. I urge you all to move here. Ill buy you a beer. The thought of going back to shittyapolis is the fucking worst thing I can think of doing to my self. I hate it. Love it here hate it there. Slave on a calculator in the freezing cold with no bbq in my belly.
Last night was fun. Me caleb stephn and chad all went out bar hoppin in winston. we were near this one venue called the gàrage. We wanted to see who played but it was just a private party. This dude was like hey man you want some free food and we were like I guess so he ran in and got us a bucket of bbq. We brought it to this bar down the street and like ten minutes later this lady came in and was like ok who stole this. We clearly didn't but she refused to listen it was awkward. Like we go around and steal food from venues so stupid.
We then went to mellow mushroom where I had the most amazing thing ever. Its called firefly. Its sweet tea flavored vodka. Its amazing we got drunk and knockef over news boxes and garbage and I stole john mccain signs and threw em in the street. It was awesome
Last night was fun. Me caleb stephn and chad all went out bar hoppin in winston. we were near this one venue called the gàrage. We wanted to see who played but it was just a private party. This dude was like hey man you want some free food and we were like I guess so he ran in and got us a bucket of bbq. We brought it to this bar down the street and like ten minutes later this lady came in and was like ok who stole this. We clearly didn't but she refused to listen it was awkward. Like we go around and steal food from venues so stupid.
We then went to mellow mushroom where I had the most amazing thing ever. Its called firefly. Its sweet tea flavored vodka. Its amazing we got drunk and knockef over news boxes and garbage and I stole john mccain signs and threw em in the street. It was awesome
Monday, October 20, 2008
Life
hi...wow i havent posted in forever. well really its only been like 4 days, ok so anyways its about 13o am in fuquay nc. stevens beside me on the floor face down next to a bottle of whiskey. aubrey and caleb are in the other room sleeping and im awake drinking very warm pbr and watching my new babyshambles dvd that i bought at schoolkids today for only 25 bucks. what a steal.
the past few days have been truely amazing. i landed in charlotte friday. we went back to calebs and drank and chilled. we then went to jasons house for a small get together. me and caleb got a lil drunk and sang that day-o song at the top of our lungs in the courtyard outside the appartment, it was good times until in the morning i found out the people whose house we were at got mad we were loud and broke up the next morning, yeah totally terrible i feel like a totes dick/homewrecker.
the next night we went camping it was fun, fun as shit. we got good and drunk. me aubrey and steffan stumbled upon some russian dudes. they fed us cold vodka and potato stew so it was pretty amazing, woke up hit up ihop for some hashbrowns and black coffee. good night overall in my book.
last night aubrey and paula and emily dropped me and caleb off at jackpot in raleigh and we had a few beers with sarah and marissa it was fun. i forgot how fucking shitty messy jackpot was. that has to be the grimmiest bar. when i left raleigh 2 years ago there was a huge hole in the door. went there last night....the hole was not only still there...it got bigger.
today was aubreys bday dinner. it was amazing we wate ribs and had all kinds of goodies it was pretty fun. lauras gparents were here for it which was kind of lame. dont get me wrong it was great to see em but they just kept asking about laura and i and how im doing now and ugh just dont even want to go there you know. no thanks. still was a great night
right now it looks like ill be awake drinking beers by myself since everyone passed out and im awake with like 5 beers a new dvd and internet connection. yeah im gettin no sleep for sure. man stevens snoring like a mutha trucka mang. well i should get off....i got some good ideas for this blog in the future, expect a pleasant turn around. alright well...i love you.
the past few days have been truely amazing. i landed in charlotte friday. we went back to calebs and drank and chilled. we then went to jasons house for a small get together. me and caleb got a lil drunk and sang that day-o song at the top of our lungs in the courtyard outside the appartment, it was good times until in the morning i found out the people whose house we were at got mad we were loud and broke up the next morning, yeah totally terrible i feel like a totes dick/homewrecker.
the next night we went camping it was fun, fun as shit. we got good and drunk. me aubrey and steffan stumbled upon some russian dudes. they fed us cold vodka and potato stew so it was pretty amazing, woke up hit up ihop for some hashbrowns and black coffee. good night overall in my book.
last night aubrey and paula and emily dropped me and caleb off at jackpot in raleigh and we had a few beers with sarah and marissa it was fun. i forgot how fucking shitty messy jackpot was. that has to be the grimmiest bar. when i left raleigh 2 years ago there was a huge hole in the door. went there last night....the hole was not only still there...it got bigger.
today was aubreys bday dinner. it was amazing we wate ribs and had all kinds of goodies it was pretty fun. lauras gparents were here for it which was kind of lame. dont get me wrong it was great to see em but they just kept asking about laura and i and how im doing now and ugh just dont even want to go there you know. no thanks. still was a great night
right now it looks like ill be awake drinking beers by myself since everyone passed out and im awake with like 5 beers a new dvd and internet connection. yeah im gettin no sleep for sure. man stevens snoring like a mutha trucka mang. well i should get off....i got some good ideas for this blog in the future, expect a pleasant turn around. alright well...i love you.
Friday, October 17, 2008
4 the mare
i thought my flight was at 9...its at 11...so im now sitting here waiting for time to go by so i can leave for the airport. i cant wait to get back in north carolina, dirty dirty. i know tonight ill be eating bbq, sweet tea and hush puppies so im already knowing its going to be amazing. tomorrow night camping with a keg, oh god. so basically my whole visit will be a haze is what im gathering out of this.
i cant wait to get out of shittyappolis, feels like ive been here forever. this one routine in one are forever, like clockwork. wake up, shave, brush teeth, put clothes on, train to work, slave, get off, drink, eat, watch a movie, sleep, wake up, shave, brush teeth...just on and on. this past week as been rather interesting and not very routine. its been too good. it might make me slightly miss mpls when im in NC. well have to wait and see. all i know is the new Ryan Adams cd is AMAZING.
packing, i fucking hate packing. really all i need is my laptop, blackberry, ipod, cigs, alice in wonderland, and my wallet. hate packing a toothbrush and razor. why cant that just be supplied to me wherever i go rather than having to tug this stuff around. why cant i be bruce willis and not have to pack. this last paragraph has totes sucked. uh so stupid i cant write anymore. how can i write when i think about you.
we all have life goals and fantasies. mine is the most unbelievable andd far fetched but im going to write about it anyhow. i want to save up alot of money and move to england. i want to learn the art of pickpocketing and live on the streets and travel across europe and just steal from peoples pockets to keep me alive. when im done and ready ill move in with my mom and restore my financial situation. during that time ill write a book about how i lived off the contents of peoples pockets. i think it would be awesome. if only fear and doubt didnt exist, i would be pickpocketing right now instead of updating a blog in minneapolis
i cant wait to get out of shittyappolis, feels like ive been here forever. this one routine in one are forever, like clockwork. wake up, shave, brush teeth, put clothes on, train to work, slave, get off, drink, eat, watch a movie, sleep, wake up, shave, brush teeth...just on and on. this past week as been rather interesting and not very routine. its been too good. it might make me slightly miss mpls when im in NC. well have to wait and see. all i know is the new Ryan Adams cd is AMAZING.
packing, i fucking hate packing. really all i need is my laptop, blackberry, ipod, cigs, alice in wonderland, and my wallet. hate packing a toothbrush and razor. why cant that just be supplied to me wherever i go rather than having to tug this stuff around. why cant i be bruce willis and not have to pack. this last paragraph has totes sucked. uh so stupid i cant write anymore. how can i write when i think about you.
we all have life goals and fantasies. mine is the most unbelievable andd far fetched but im going to write about it anyhow. i want to save up alot of money and move to england. i want to learn the art of pickpocketing and live on the streets and travel across europe and just steal from peoples pockets to keep me alive. when im done and ready ill move in with my mom and restore my financial situation. during that time ill write a book about how i lived off the contents of peoples pockets. i think it would be awesome. if only fear and doubt didnt exist, i would be pickpocketing right now instead of updating a blog in minneapolis
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Chewsdaii
in exactly...3 days and some amount of hours i will be eating bbq, hush puppies and sweet tea. how excited does that make me, big time excited. today was awesome, i biked to work this morning and it was 39 degrees...the only thing i could think of is A. i need gloves, and B. i need a scarf..it was pretty dang cold. i dont really know what to write about...theres sooooo much that i want to write about...but i told myself when i created this blog that i wouldnt write about my encounters with the femalien race...i kind of want to, im resiting temptation...its a good thing im a strong man. the worst thing about having a blog that everyone you know reads is the fact that you cant talk about those kinds of things not that i care anyone knows, i just like an element of mystery...you can know about my hate for metro transit but not my love life.
i need new jeans ( new subject) ...i ordered some like 5 weeks ago from the internet and one pair came in all busted. so im left with A pair of brown jeans which makes it hard to alternate between the 3 shirts i own that look good with brown jeans. my other jeans have a big hole in the bumb from biking which makes it a lil awkward to wear out since my legs are like wookie harry, no one needs to see that. its just not nice.
lets see...what else i got going on up in my brain...i guess nothing really except that i should get to bed because i work in the morning and have oodles of laundry to do when i get home. omg i hate packing, already dreading it... well im off....im gonna leave you with this....
i need new jeans ( new subject) ...i ordered some like 5 weeks ago from the internet and one pair came in all busted. so im left with A pair of brown jeans which makes it hard to alternate between the 3 shirts i own that look good with brown jeans. my other jeans have a big hole in the bumb from biking which makes it a lil awkward to wear out since my legs are like wookie harry, no one needs to see that. its just not nice.
lets see...what else i got going on up in my brain...i guess nothing really except that i should get to bed because i work in the morning and have oodles of laundry to do when i get home. omg i hate packing, already dreading it... well im off....im gonna leave you with this....
Sunday, October 12, 2008
whats that bible quote something thy neighbor?
i dont know exactly what it is cause i dont really know the bible but if its like be friends with your neighbor i totally agree, good call bible. about 3 months ago a huge storm came through and knocked my neighbors tree into my yard it was funny. i didnt care cause i rented but coming home from the bar at like 3 am to your neighbor youve never met like woah dude my trees in your yard wtf, wanna beer? so yeah cool dude.
last night me and him through this party. it was awesome. i bascially invited my friends and he invited his and we all gathered around the fire listening to girl talk and getting totally trashed off pbr and chainsmoking. it was a fun night, got to party with my peoples from barnes which i hardly see since starting my office job so it was good. just good times. first party ive been too where there hasnt been any puking, fighting, machoism, haters, and breaking/stealing of things. so all in all it went swimingly. oh and shout out to erez for completing his nightly mission woop woop!
whatd i do friday,,,oh yeah thats right...nothing! after work i came home and was gonna go to the bar so i was doing my few beer pregame so i can spend less at the bar. but of course i got stuck into the black hole which is youtube. youtube and beers is amazing. i cant even get into how its ruined me socially in so many ways. how many times i ditched because i got lost in the world of youtube.
5 more days till raleigh nc. 19 more days till my sister visits. 19 days till kings of leon at the orpheum, 23 days till girl talk/the death set at first ave, and about a month and half till ryan adams/oasis at the target center. pretty busy schedule. i need halloween plans. if someones planless let me know, well kick it so badass
last night me and him through this party. it was awesome. i bascially invited my friends and he invited his and we all gathered around the fire listening to girl talk and getting totally trashed off pbr and chainsmoking. it was a fun night, got to party with my peoples from barnes which i hardly see since starting my office job so it was good. just good times. first party ive been too where there hasnt been any puking, fighting, machoism, haters, and breaking/stealing of things. so all in all it went swimingly. oh and shout out to erez for completing his nightly mission woop woop!
whatd i do friday,,,oh yeah thats right...nothing! after work i came home and was gonna go to the bar so i was doing my few beer pregame so i can spend less at the bar. but of course i got stuck into the black hole which is youtube. youtube and beers is amazing. i cant even get into how its ruined me socially in so many ways. how many times i ditched because i got lost in the world of youtube.
5 more days till raleigh nc. 19 more days till my sister visits. 19 days till kings of leon at the orpheum, 23 days till girl talk/the death set at first ave, and about a month and half till ryan adams/oasis at the target center. pretty busy schedule. i need halloween plans. if someones planless let me know, well kick it so badass
Friday, October 10, 2008
friday morning
im soo tired. i woke up a few times last night. i still cant sleep. its been almost 4 months since its all happened and i still cant sleep. when i do i dream about how it all fell apart. i had another one last night. a "we can work it out" dream, woke up full of wtf. i need coma sleeps, some way to sleep without dreaming. and a way to stay asleep, im tired of being tired.
one fucking week!!!! until i get out of the shitty midwest and back to the beautiful dirty south. im so dang pumped to see my friends and me ma and to be able to smoke in a bar and go to bojangles for a 4 piece supreme with sweet tea. mmh mmm tasty town. one week till im hanging from the ceilings, seedy debauchery lies ahead. cant wait! steven you better have my albion ship tattoo designed.
4 days after i get back from nc...my sister is coming to stay with me from canada. havent seen her in forever. its kind of hard to see your family when your thousands of miles apart with no money. should be a blast. were gonna get some tattoos, go see girl talk w/ the death set at first ave, have to take her to the mall of america...so ill slice my throat ear to ear while im there. god the mall is terrible, take a mall and cluster fuck 7 others together and you have the mall of america. a huuuuge mall with the same stores 20 times. i dont get it. put some variety, you dont need 4 old navy's in one mall.
off to fucking work. since the whole incident ive been working my ass off. its contributing to my exhaustion. economy sucks so we eliminated a position and im basically doing 2 jobs and getting paid for one. its pretty tiring, word on the street is our boss is buying us lunch today....so i guess ill go in. later donkeys.
one fucking week!!!! until i get out of the shitty midwest and back to the beautiful dirty south. im so dang pumped to see my friends and me ma and to be able to smoke in a bar and go to bojangles for a 4 piece supreme with sweet tea. mmh mmm tasty town. one week till im hanging from the ceilings, seedy debauchery lies ahead. cant wait! steven you better have my albion ship tattoo designed.
4 days after i get back from nc...my sister is coming to stay with me from canada. havent seen her in forever. its kind of hard to see your family when your thousands of miles apart with no money. should be a blast. were gonna get some tattoos, go see girl talk w/ the death set at first ave, have to take her to the mall of america...so ill slice my throat ear to ear while im there. god the mall is terrible, take a mall and cluster fuck 7 others together and you have the mall of america. a huuuuge mall with the same stores 20 times. i dont get it. put some variety, you dont need 4 old navy's in one mall.
off to fucking work. since the whole incident ive been working my ass off. its contributing to my exhaustion. economy sucks so we eliminated a position and im basically doing 2 jobs and getting paid for one. its pretty tiring, word on the street is our boss is buying us lunch today....so i guess ill go in. later donkeys.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
wednesday...blech
ok....blog post... what to write what to write. its really hard to come up with what to write. i swear its so much better blogging when im sitting in my office rotting away rather than being home....and rotting away. today was stressful. its like i keep getting shit fucking tossed at me and i cant keep up and im so scared that if i fuck up ill lose my job. im trying my best. truthfully. god damn mother fucking bitch ass economy i fucking hate living in this day and age. the only good thing about it is tivo, blacberrys, ipods, and laptops other than that fuck it,
i have about... shit ....9? days until i go to NC. i swear i cant fucking wait anyfurther im soo fucking tired of shittyappolis. i hate everything about here. i dont know whats stopping me from being like fuck it and going back to nc. oh wait...its the fucking economy. i cant live on a couch somewhere making no money....im too old for that now. time to focus...look ahead and pull my socks up i guess is what some of my friends would tell me. its not that simple i tells ya.
all im doing wiith my life right now is going through the motions. i hate the saying that "right now...just going through the motions",,, so cliche...sounds like something josh hartnett would say in some shitty ass indie teen movie. i think he did say that in a movie..holy shit he totally did i bet anyone a pbr he did. i think it was the one with the aliens that take over the school with what up elijah wood. im sorry if this post bores you because it has no direction im just a lil drunk at the moment. i went to happy hour after work and now me and my friend erez are slamming black labels and watching tales from the crypt/listening to ryan adams/watching libertines vids/smoking/drinking.... ADD at its fuckkkking prime. prime rib. cow boy. im drunk gnnithg internet.
i have about... shit ....9? days until i go to NC. i swear i cant fucking wait anyfurther im soo fucking tired of shittyappolis. i hate everything about here. i dont know whats stopping me from being like fuck it and going back to nc. oh wait...its the fucking economy. i cant live on a couch somewhere making no money....im too old for that now. time to focus...look ahead and pull my socks up i guess is what some of my friends would tell me. its not that simple i tells ya.
all im doing wiith my life right now is going through the motions. i hate the saying that "right now...just going through the motions",,, so cliche...sounds like something josh hartnett would say in some shitty ass indie teen movie. i think he did say that in a movie..holy shit he totally did i bet anyone a pbr he did. i think it was the one with the aliens that take over the school with what up elijah wood. im sorry if this post bores you because it has no direction im just a lil drunk at the moment. i went to happy hour after work and now me and my friend erez are slamming black labels and watching tales from the crypt/listening to ryan adams/watching libertines vids/smoking/drinking.... ADD at its fuckkkking prime. prime rib. cow boy. im drunk gnnithg internet.
Monday, October 6, 2008
another day another week
wtf...today was a good day. i actually had a good day at work. until about 330 when my head decided to blow the fuck up and hurt. i couldnt sleep last night so i decided to drink some so i could just pass out and sleep. so i wasnt paying attention and downed a entire bottle of wine in 15 minutes...ish i know. it didnt stay in me long and i got sick :( it wasnt fun. the morning was a fucking wreck i must say.
i feel like a shit bag sometimes. i went to the walgreens shop across the street from me house. and i bought some ramen, frozen pizza and peanut butter. the girl at checkout was like wow you buy food you usually just buy cigs and sprite. made me feel lame. also yesterday of course the cute girl is working and i only needed toilet paper. how lame did i feel only buying toilet paper...pretty fucking lame. hey cute girl whats up yeah im cool you know i just gotta shit . like wtf. i hated that. bugged me for the rest of the night. if anyone wants to see the worst shitty movie ever go rent 88 minutes. i laughed alot and was like wow at the end. like how fucking bored did i have to be to sit thru that piece of shit.
sorry i know this post blows donkey...im just a lil drunk and my thoughts are scattered about. i just want my vacation which is in 2 weeks. cant wait to look classy and get trashy with my friends in nc. smoke in bars...smash bottles...roll in dirt. its going to be great i tells ya just great. you fucking love it.
im done now. im getting off before i better embarass myself with scrawling writtles of shit that makes no sense. did you understand this last sentence here. cause i didnt. oh the joy of it all.
i feel like a shit bag sometimes. i went to the walgreens shop across the street from me house. and i bought some ramen, frozen pizza and peanut butter. the girl at checkout was like wow you buy food you usually just buy cigs and sprite. made me feel lame. also yesterday of course the cute girl is working and i only needed toilet paper. how lame did i feel only buying toilet paper...pretty fucking lame. hey cute girl whats up yeah im cool you know i just gotta shit . like wtf. i hated that. bugged me for the rest of the night. if anyone wants to see the worst shitty movie ever go rent 88 minutes. i laughed alot and was like wow at the end. like how fucking bored did i have to be to sit thru that piece of shit.
sorry i know this post blows donkey...im just a lil drunk and my thoughts are scattered about. i just want my vacation which is in 2 weeks. cant wait to look classy and get trashy with my friends in nc. smoke in bars...smash bottles...roll in dirt. its going to be great i tells ya just great. you fucking love it.
im done now. im getting off before i better embarass myself with scrawling writtles of shit that makes no sense. did you understand this last sentence here. cause i didnt. oh the joy of it all.
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Wasps
first i just want to start off by stating my opinion that i truly dislike wasps. i dont think anyone likes them. well i think some scientists study them, but thats them i fucking hate them. theres a wasp nest outside my living room window. now im seperated by house. how the fuck do they keep getting in my house. ive killed like 3 wasps this past month. just randomly there will be one flying about and i either need to freeze them with pc duster or torch them with aerosol and a bbq lighter. i dont like killing so i wish they would just pester off or something.
this weekend was interesting. i kind of have learned to appreciate being alone and enjoying my own company without feeling like im bored and should be out partying or be hanging with someone. ive always had people around and im kind of getting used to it. its kind of nice really. like tonight for instance... i was listening to some vinyl drinking red wine and reading alice in wonderland. you cant do that when theres other people around. extremely relaxing.
this weekend was pretty cool. i enjoyed it. bought some new books... alice in wonderland and the collected writings of f scott fitzgerald. im excited about those. oh and my dad called me and asked what i was doing for the holidays and i had nothing planned. i was gonna be alone, cold, and miserable on xmas cause i no noone in this city and cant afford to go where my fam is. so i guess it sounded depressing enough since he offered to buy me a plane ticket. bonus round. i want to party. im bored. haha contradicting my self already witht he whole being alone. dont judge.
this weekend was interesting. i kind of have learned to appreciate being alone and enjoying my own company without feeling like im bored and should be out partying or be hanging with someone. ive always had people around and im kind of getting used to it. its kind of nice really. like tonight for instance... i was listening to some vinyl drinking red wine and reading alice in wonderland. you cant do that when theres other people around. extremely relaxing.
this weekend was pretty cool. i enjoyed it. bought some new books... alice in wonderland and the collected writings of f scott fitzgerald. im excited about those. oh and my dad called me and asked what i was doing for the holidays and i had nothing planned. i was gonna be alone, cold, and miserable on xmas cause i no noone in this city and cant afford to go where my fam is. so i guess it sounded depressing enough since he offered to buy me a plane ticket. bonus round. i want to party. im bored. haha contradicting my self already witht he whole being alone. dont judge.
Friday, October 3, 2008
change of plans
soo....another meeting with HR today. basically i can say whatever the fuck i want and nobody can say shit otherwise. as long as no name dropping and i do it from home. so...theres no point in creating a new blog....or making it private. making it easier for you the readers and me the unfortunate prick that had to put up with all this bull snot. i could talk so much shit and no one can say nothing. talking bout freedom behbeh
today... today was a great day. its amazing. like the shittiest thing can happen...mgmt getting a hold of your blog and almost getting fired...to being asked to plan the finance outing. so lets just go ahead and say that i plan the fucking FUNNEST (thats a word?) outings. ok so i wasnt really given a budget so i just planned whatever and it go approved. so im a HUGE Ryan Adams fan....so is my boss. hes playing here dec 10th and i sure as hell didnt want to pay 85 bucks for a ticket...so i turned it into a Finance outing and corporates fucking paying for it Boom! i Rule!...
heres how the "outing" should go...
leave work...go to happy hour at game works...have some drinks play some games..ill fucking rock the shhit out of everyone in air hockey. get good n drunk go to hardrock for dinner and stumble across the street to see Ryan Adams and Oasis at the target center paid by mother fuckin corporate. thanks corporate. you paid for my tattoo and my ryan adams ticket...gotta love the turn around on that right.
my fucking tattoo is itchy and burney as shit so im gonna go dip my leg in lotion. later guys.
today... today was a great day. its amazing. like the shittiest thing can happen...mgmt getting a hold of your blog and almost getting fired...to being asked to plan the finance outing. so lets just go ahead and say that i plan the fucking FUNNEST (thats a word?) outings. ok so i wasnt really given a budget so i just planned whatever and it go approved. so im a HUGE Ryan Adams fan....so is my boss. hes playing here dec 10th and i sure as hell didnt want to pay 85 bucks for a ticket...so i turned it into a Finance outing and corporates fucking paying for it Boom! i Rule!...
heres how the "outing" should go...
leave work...go to happy hour at game works...have some drinks play some games..ill fucking rock the shhit out of everyone in air hockey. get good n drunk go to hardrock for dinner and stumble across the street to see Ryan Adams and Oasis at the target center paid by mother fuckin corporate. thanks corporate. you paid for my tattoo and my ryan adams ticket...gotta love the turn around on that right.
my fucking tattoo is itchy and burney as shit so im gonna go dip my leg in lotion. later guys.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
possible future
due to a suprisingly overwhelming amount of feedback from my early retirement farewell on tuesday im willing to go through the hassle of creating a new blog. this is going to be private so if everyone who called/emailed/texted and commented send me an email to sallythebrown@gmail.com and ill add you to the new blog that im creating now. thanks for everyone who talked me into coming back...its been two days...and ive been fiending like a shit.
sallythebrown@gmail.com
let me know who it is too...this whole incident has left me rather paranoid. haha.
and i assure you rat who reported me...itll be done from home and not work so dont bother trying to sneak ur way in. i went over it with hr and im in the clear this way....sucker.
sallythebrown@gmail.com
let me know who it is too...this whole incident has left me rather paranoid. haha.
and i assure you rat who reported me...itll be done from home and not work so dont bother trying to sneak ur way in. i went over it with hr and im in the clear this way....sucker.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
My Final Entry
Dear Asshole:
just wanted to take a min and thank you personally for printing out my blog today and handing it to my boss. not only did you make me look like shit... i imagine he thinks less of you as well. see...its very complicated, i know you were simply trying to further yourself in the company and make yourself look like a upstanding team member, but you basically showered in your own shit. i hope that i never find out who you are cause if i do i wont be able to stand the sight of your pathetic cowardly disgusting face. i imagine you to be the lowest form of life to do something so slimey, demeaning and degrading. you see this was the only way for my to honestly convey my feelings and emotions. this is how i deal with things. and now you have robbed me completely of having such a freedom cause now i have to censor my thoughts and feelings. blogging wasnt just a place for me to complain about work. it was a place for me to say it all, vent, get it out and get some supportive feedback from like minded individuals. i hope you feel tall and mighty knowing you robbed me of something that i loved, i was even thinkning of taking creative writing and pursuing writing...but you shit all over that with your spineless cowardly 5th grade bull shit. fyi i wasnt fired so your cunning attempt to have me terminated was unsuccessful. so not only are you a piece of slime...your a failure.
im a very firm beliver in karma. i know first hand the power of karma. and for you to do something so goddamn cowardly....welll lets just say its going to fucking suck to be you when this comes back to bite you in the ass. good luck trying to report me on this post as well. im not on my work pc...im on my own free time....theres no name dropping and its completely annonymus. just know....that you robbed me of something i cared for. you invaded my space and privacy....karmas coming to get you. and now your seen as a fucking rat narc piece of scum....
ladies and gentleman....followers....stumblers... all my pal's from 20something bloggers...this is my last blog entry. thanks for all the kind comments and emails. best of luck to all of you.
....hate it.
just wanted to take a min and thank you personally for printing out my blog today and handing it to my boss. not only did you make me look like shit... i imagine he thinks less of you as well. see...its very complicated, i know you were simply trying to further yourself in the company and make yourself look like a upstanding team member, but you basically showered in your own shit. i hope that i never find out who you are cause if i do i wont be able to stand the sight of your pathetic cowardly disgusting face. i imagine you to be the lowest form of life to do something so slimey, demeaning and degrading. you see this was the only way for my to honestly convey my feelings and emotions. this is how i deal with things. and now you have robbed me completely of having such a freedom cause now i have to censor my thoughts and feelings. blogging wasnt just a place for me to complain about work. it was a place for me to say it all, vent, get it out and get some supportive feedback from like minded individuals. i hope you feel tall and mighty knowing you robbed me of something that i loved, i was even thinkning of taking creative writing and pursuing writing...but you shit all over that with your spineless cowardly 5th grade bull shit. fyi i wasnt fired so your cunning attempt to have me terminated was unsuccessful. so not only are you a piece of slime...your a failure.
im a very firm beliver in karma. i know first hand the power of karma. and for you to do something so goddamn cowardly....welll lets just say its going to fucking suck to be you when this comes back to bite you in the ass. good luck trying to report me on this post as well. im not on my work pc...im on my own free time....theres no name dropping and its completely annonymus. just know....that you robbed me of something i cared for. you invaded my space and privacy....karmas coming to get you. and now your seen as a fucking rat narc piece of scum....
ladies and gentleman....followers....stumblers... all my pal's from 20something bloggers...this is my last blog entry. thanks for all the kind comments and emails. best of luck to all of you.
....hate it.
Month End
What is month end...month end is the devil. i work in finance and at the end of every month everyone runs around like mad men trying to close all the reports and enter all the data and all this number money jive talk before the end of the month. its a very crazy very stressful time. its like finance pms. its finances time of the month where everyones snappy and grouchy. its never any fun and its always verrry stressful. thats what im dealing with today. the month end creepage...
the worst thing about having a fresh tattoo on your leg is the inability to bike to work. i mean i prob could but i wear my pants so tight that they would just be rubbing the shite out of my tattoo which is still very fresh/painful. im reduced to public transpo again. how i fucking hate city busses and light rails. the bus is always wet and smells like hot piss. and the train is always jerky and filled with someone that either smeels like a sweaty bum hole or a woman who showered in cheap smelly perfume...hate it...
oh and for those who are wondering what the girls name is on me leg...came to me yesterday on my walk home...sally brown...thats what it is. cant shake it i love it. tomorrow is october...how i fucking looooove october. i think its probably my favorite month. fall rules winter drools nuff said.
the worst thing about having a fresh tattoo on your leg is the inability to bike to work. i mean i prob could but i wear my pants so tight that they would just be rubbing the shite out of my tattoo which is still very fresh/painful. im reduced to public transpo again. how i fucking hate city busses and light rails. the bus is always wet and smells like hot piss. and the train is always jerky and filled with someone that either smeels like a sweaty bum hole or a woman who showered in cheap smelly perfume...hate it...
oh and for those who are wondering what the girls name is on me leg...came to me yesterday on my walk home...sally brown...thats what it is. cant shake it i love it. tomorrow is october...how i fucking looooove october. i think its probably my favorite month. fall rules winter drools nuff said.
Monday, September 29, 2008
bored with it all
sooo its monday. and im back in the office for 5 more days until my next 2 days of freedom. its sad really...on a sunday night being like man...cant wait for friday. just knowing that the whole week is gonna be lame makes you wonder why you do it. why not just say fuck it and find something cool....damn economy...
so yesterday i got my new tattoo... here it is all fresh and clean and extremely bruised....
i like how it turned up. tryin to think of a name for her. someone asked me today "whats her name"....never thought of that....interesting...bertha. nah fuck that totes jk yo zomg freal...sorry i have nothing really to say...oh...ryan adams and oasis at the target center pretty pumped about that. tickets go on sale oct. 3rd.... my bank account is seriously seeing the affects of spending money... will work for food.
so yesterday i got my new tattoo... here it is all fresh and clean and extremely bruised....
i like how it turned up. tryin to think of a name for her. someone asked me today "whats her name"....never thought of that....interesting...bertha. nah fuck that totes jk yo zomg freal...sorry i have nothing really to say...oh...ryan adams and oasis at the target center pretty pumped about that. tickets go on sale oct. 3rd.... my bank account is seriously seeing the affects of spending money... will work for food.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
past 24-or was it 48?
ok so what have i been doing with my life this weekend lets see....political debate drinking games is a sure fire way to get drunk. it was unplayable. you couldn't even put the can down. they just say the same shit over and over and you just can stop drinking. that game ended quickly.
saturday i helped erez's slightly crippled ass by driving him downtown to buy a new tv from target. i hate driving downtown. im always biking so when i drive downtown im like what the fuck im in the road. its weird. so yeah bought the tv peer pressured him into buying me an extension chord yes!!! and then dropped it off at his house and back to my place.
we were gonna ride to blb but turned into jabba the hutt because we ate/drank too much and couldnt pull ourselves away from the couch unless it was to piss or get another beer. the night went on and i was so trashed that all i wanted to do was DJ...it was just two of us. i was so trashed and was loving it though. so i basically DJ'ed for one person. sounds lame but it was fucking awesome. so now i totes gotta have a party and DJ cause that shit was fun...
today im going to get pizza and a new tattoo...the pic's in the prior post if you cant remember what im getting. im excited. leg/arm/leg/arm ....cant fucking decide and i only have a few more hours blahhh....then tomorrow...back in the grind.
later donkeys
saturday i helped erez's slightly crippled ass by driving him downtown to buy a new tv from target. i hate driving downtown. im always biking so when i drive downtown im like what the fuck im in the road. its weird. so yeah bought the tv peer pressured him into buying me an extension chord yes!!! and then dropped it off at his house and back to my place.
we were gonna ride to blb but turned into jabba the hutt because we ate/drank too much and couldnt pull ourselves away from the couch unless it was to piss or get another beer. the night went on and i was so trashed that all i wanted to do was DJ...it was just two of us. i was so trashed and was loving it though. so i basically DJ'ed for one person. sounds lame but it was fucking awesome. so now i totes gotta have a party and DJ cause that shit was fun...
today im going to get pizza and a new tattoo...the pic's in the prior post if you cant remember what im getting. im excited. leg/arm/leg/arm ....cant fucking decide and i only have a few more hours blahhh....then tomorrow...back in the grind.
later donkeys
Friday, September 26, 2008
Smartass comments arent always smart you ass
ok so i love smartasses. i love sarcasm. but sometimes i fucking hate them. for those of you who dont know i work in finance at the ** corp office. its a tote drag. its so extremely corp cliche i cant even get into it fully because this post would be foreverrrrr long. so anygayyy the number one comment i get from people when i tell them i work at ** is ......a paris hilton comment. like holy shit are you serious.
"how does it feel to know your making money for paris hilton"
Response: haha (how does it feel that your not funny and i fucking hate your guts now)
"oh you work for paris hilton"
Response: Nah (i fucking hope you die. your not funny i fucking hate making your aquaintance)
i can go on and on forever. anyfart....
im getting a new tattoo this weekend im sooo pumped...this is what im getting but im not getting any of the writing....
so yeah i think its pretty bad ass....what do you guys think?
tonight i think everyone would enjoy doing this, i know i am. tonight is the big mccain obama debate. time to drink. take a sip for the key words... economy, environment, iraq, security, defense, opponent and take a shot every time a bead of sweat is visible on mccains face.
later bitches.
"how does it feel to know your making money for paris hilton"
Response: haha (how does it feel that your not funny and i fucking hate your guts now)
"oh you work for paris hilton"
Response: Nah (i fucking hope you die. your not funny i fucking hate making your aquaintance)
i can go on and on forever. anyfart....
im getting a new tattoo this weekend im sooo pumped...this is what im getting but im not getting any of the writing....
so yeah i think its pretty bad ass....what do you guys think?
tonight i think everyone would enjoy doing this, i know i am. tonight is the big mccain obama debate. time to drink. take a sip for the key words... economy, environment, iraq, security, defense, opponent and take a shot every time a bead of sweat is visible on mccains face.
later bitches.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
AHHH
i dont.....know what to blog about...i feel like i should be updating because im at work bored out of my skull. ive been sitting here with a new post page for like 20 mins trying to find something to write. so this is totes stream of conciousness right now folks. i really feel like getting rowdy. this place this retched unholy death of a place is so quiet and mundane. ive had animal collective on repeat all day to try and help me stay awake. but it just makes me want to kick my shoes at someone.
MY FUCKING WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING IN AND THEY FOOKIN HURT
tonight is a good night. why you say...cause its thursday. and anyone who like to laugh prob lovers thursdays. new its always sunny and a new ep of the office. cant wait. oh and for the record im the worst friend in the world. my buddy left his cell at my place and i told him to meet me at my work at 5, i def forgot and prob walked right passed him and didnt realize till i got to the rail station....fuckkkkk...turned around and went back and he was gone...sorry man. so if your reading this...you still owe me beer. come to my work at 5 get your phone lets get a case of black label, some delicious sandwhiches from subgay and we can watch the premier of the office and listen to some death set vinyl.
this blog is both lame. and ADD as shit...sorry if someone's actually read this awful entry. maybe erez will show up to get his phone today and punch me in the face for forgetting and i can have something halfway decent to write about tomorrow.
later boners.
MY FUCKING WISDOM TEETH ARE COMING IN AND THEY FOOKIN HURT
tonight is a good night. why you say...cause its thursday. and anyone who like to laugh prob lovers thursdays. new its always sunny and a new ep of the office. cant wait. oh and for the record im the worst friend in the world. my buddy left his cell at my place and i told him to meet me at my work at 5, i def forgot and prob walked right passed him and didnt realize till i got to the rail station....fuckkkkk...turned around and went back and he was gone...sorry man. so if your reading this...you still owe me beer. come to my work at 5 get your phone lets get a case of black label, some delicious sandwhiches from subgay and we can watch the premier of the office and listen to some death set vinyl.
this blog is both lame. and ADD as shit...sorry if someone's actually read this awful entry. maybe erez will show up to get his phone today and punch me in the face for forgetting and i can have something halfway decent to write about tomorrow.
later boners.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Email Wars part 2
ok so another email war... the situations allllll wrapped up in my passive agressive email i sent to the head honcho at my work. heres what the email said...
Hey Blank,
Just taking you up on the whole if you got a problem to come to you about it, Well, I’d like to bring to something to your attention.
The reason I wanted to make you aware of this is because of all the remarks made about my performance and such and me appearing to not “own it” through this situation. I was told by Blank not to place a change order until the Emergency Nurses Associations change order came in. I double questioned this and was still told by Blank not to. Now I have no change and half the staff is mad at me and making me seems like an incompetent failure. I’m a little upset about it. I know there’s nothing we can do at this point. I just wanted to let you know.
yeah pretty lame right. after i emailed him this i obviously get called into his office where we come to find out somehow its still my fault. oh no big disagreement on my part. but whatevs. fuck it. uch wednesdays i swear they can suck my rocks i hate em. the only good thing about today is that i got 150 dollar bonus which is going to pay for my tattoo. i hate my work life it fucking blows.
oh and btw.... lunch was tasty
Later Gator
hate...how i fucking hate wenzdays (rant ahead)
i fucking hate Wednesday's. like seriously. the day sucks ass, its the most useless day in the calendar. i think people should have it off, kinda like so your not working 5 days straight. if i was elected to be president when the calendar was being made that's how i woulda set that shit up. nothing is ever good on TV on a wed. its the middle of the week. always the worst day. its even a bitch to type. you don't say it like that wed-nes-day, so why does it have to be spelt like that ughhh hate it. should be wenzdays for real.
i have nothing to look forward to today except for maybe a tasty lunch in the cafeterita. at my work they have this cafeteria with free food. which is totes awesome. but lately...they've just given up and are serving the weekest shit. like really lame ass stuff. so mabes today well get something sweet. probably not. ill most likely be eating groul...
oh and this is the first conversation i have with my coworkers this morning,when i open my work email...the first email was from my co worker to a few people in the office including me. and then my boss replies to me with rudeness.
first email to the "team" (pshh):
Good morning Team,When I arrived this morning I had a copy (AR has not been receiving the original) of yesterday’s paid out of $8000.00 to Emergency Nurses Assn. I verified this was not provided to Blank to post and have gone ahead and posted it on today’s business.If anyone has questions or concerns please let me know.
second email to me:
Michael,These needs to be posted on the same day the cash is given out. Make this happen with whom ever is here.
third email to me...before i got a chance to reply:
Michael,We have talked about how important it is to get this posted the same day as the cash is given out. Why was this not given to Blank for posting?
fourth. what i sent out (im so unpro):
It was given to Blank the day of…
annnnd fifth cause the boss always has to have the last word:
Thank you all for making this happen. Now everyone knows so no excuses. Thanks all.
......Yeah.....Hate It!
i have nothing to look forward to today except for maybe a tasty lunch in the cafeterita. at my work they have this cafeteria with free food. which is totes awesome. but lately...they've just given up and are serving the weekest shit. like really lame ass stuff. so mabes today well get something sweet. probably not. ill most likely be eating groul...
oh and this is the first conversation i have with my coworkers this morning,when i open my work email...the first email was from my co worker to a few people in the office including me. and then my boss replies to me with rudeness.
first email to the "team" (pshh):
Good morning Team,When I arrived this morning I had a copy (AR has not been receiving the original) of yesterday’s paid out of $8000.00 to Emergency Nurses Assn. I verified this was not provided to Blank to post and have gone ahead and posted it on today’s business.If anyone has questions or concerns please let me know.
second email to me:
Michael,These needs to be posted on the same day the cash is given out. Make this happen with whom ever is here.
third email to me...before i got a chance to reply:
Michael,We have talked about how important it is to get this posted the same day as the cash is given out. Why was this not given to Blank for posting?
fourth. what i sent out (im so unpro):
It was given to Blank the day of…
annnnd fifth cause the boss always has to have the last word:
Thank you all for making this happen. Now everyone knows so no excuses. Thanks all.
......Yeah.....Hate It!
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Gin in teacups
i didnt update yesterday because work decided that it wanted to be a huuuuge pain in my bum. i had no fun at work, and i had a date when i got off so i was a lil nervous/excited for that all day.im not a big fan of dates, well i am after the first. just the first dates are always the awkwardest. also i usually come off as a weird person because im going to be myself and if you dont like it then good i can stop wasting time. i think it went rather well though. it wasnt awkward nor boring. it was actually fucking hilarious...she cool.
so yeah after my date i wanted to rid myself off all the blah of the day so i stopped at the lq store and grabbed some gin and black label. i started drinking with the hopes of my friend coming over but he couldnt. i got pretty off my face and video skyped steven and made a dick of myself. i didnt mean to get trashed i was just running on an empty stomach.
i realized an important math equation
empty stomach + alcohol =dehydration
dehydration + gin and black label = trashed
trashed x 13 cigarettes = delicious
delicious +Ryan Adams on vinyl = terrible fucking hangover
tonight is japanther at the turf club youll see me there leaning on a wall or sleeping on a floor. later.
so yeah after my date i wanted to rid myself off all the blah of the day so i stopped at the lq store and grabbed some gin and black label. i started drinking with the hopes of my friend coming over but he couldnt. i got pretty off my face and video skyped steven and made a dick of myself. i didnt mean to get trashed i was just running on an empty stomach.
i realized an important math equation
empty stomach + alcohol =dehydration
dehydration + gin and black label = trashed
trashed x 13 cigarettes = delicious
delicious +Ryan Adams on vinyl = terrible fucking hangover
tonight is japanther at the turf club youll see me there leaning on a wall or sleeping on a floor. later.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Things you see that are worth noting
i promised results on my last blog...so i guess ill have to try and deliver. now i wouldnt say last night was awesome...but alot of strange shit happened that is worth noting. so the night started like any other weekend night. Erez came over to my place and we sat around and waited for it to be later like 10ish so we can start heading to the bar. now erez's shoulder is all jacked off because he got in a bike accident. so blb just isnt the same when you have to bus there. so anyfart we get on the bus and head over there.
i dont know what it was about blb last night but i swear. it was nothing but really butched out lesbians. not that theres anything wrong with that. its just really random. so we have our first beer andd then go sit out on the benches to drink more and smoke. theres some drag contest going down next door. so the weirdest people were outside it was like being in the 9th realm of ultra reality. it was the weirdest.
so these two girls come up and start talking to us. usual awkward bullshit chitchat you get into with some people. this girl was all whatd you do today, and i thought id come off cool with a lil silly comment. thought maybe if i say this shell think im funny/cute...i told her i washed my jeans. like seriously. why did that seem like a good idea at the time. i didnt come off funny/cute...i think i probably came off as a serial rapist or a child obducter some bizzare psychopath, at least thats what im assuming since they bailed shortly after my clever comment.
the night carries on and the drunkest asshole comes up and starts talking to us. it was really funny at first but quickly got annoying. i think it got annoying when he stole my beer and then gave me his water and said drink up and knocked it on the table spilling water everywhere. yeah not so cool. you can see most of our conversation.
then the night consisted of me being so trashed and everyones talking and im the guy whos drunk as shit talking about how awesome leaning against a parking meter was. i dont know why but that pawking metah kicked so much ass i could lean like a mother fucker. i started posing with it and shit. i dont know why. basically once that drunk annoying guy left. i became the drunk annoying guy. who loved parking meters. dont know how to rotate it. but if you look you can see how happy i was to be leaning on it......lameass....
jaden showed up which ruled because he gave us a ride home. oh god im so glad he showed up i would have hated so much to walk home. i def wasnt gonna hitch again since i got a big ear full from my mom when she read my blog about getting a ride home from some mexican trannies."its dangerous michael what are ya an idiot or something". so yeah. this is my attempt at a more formal blog entry. hope its easier to process. its very media filled. awesome..... later suckas.
i dont know what it was about blb last night but i swear. it was nothing but really butched out lesbians. not that theres anything wrong with that. its just really random. so we have our first beer andd then go sit out on the benches to drink more and smoke. theres some drag contest going down next door. so the weirdest people were outside it was like being in the 9th realm of ultra reality. it was the weirdest.
so these two girls come up and start talking to us. usual awkward bullshit chitchat you get into with some people. this girl was all whatd you do today, and i thought id come off cool with a lil silly comment. thought maybe if i say this shell think im funny/cute...i told her i washed my jeans. like seriously. why did that seem like a good idea at the time. i didnt come off funny/cute...i think i probably came off as a serial rapist or a child obducter some bizzare psychopath, at least thats what im assuming since they bailed shortly after my clever comment.
the night carries on and the drunkest asshole comes up and starts talking to us. it was really funny at first but quickly got annoying. i think it got annoying when he stole my beer and then gave me his water and said drink up and knocked it on the table spilling water everywhere. yeah not so cool. you can see most of our conversation.
then the night consisted of me being so trashed and everyones talking and im the guy whos drunk as shit talking about how awesome leaning against a parking meter was. i dont know why but that pawking metah kicked so much ass i could lean like a mother fucker. i started posing with it and shit. i dont know why. basically once that drunk annoying guy left. i became the drunk annoying guy. who loved parking meters. dont know how to rotate it. but if you look you can see how happy i was to be leaning on it......lameass....
jaden showed up which ruled because he gave us a ride home. oh god im so glad he showed up i would have hated so much to walk home. i def wasnt gonna hitch again since i got a big ear full from my mom when she read my blog about getting a ride home from some mexican trannies."its dangerous michael what are ya an idiot or something". so yeah. this is my attempt at a more formal blog entry. hope its easier to process. its very media filled. awesome..... later suckas.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
how could this happen???
my shoes. theres ramen. copious amounts of chicken ramen in my shoes :( how could this happen. i woke up at 730 in the morning on my back in the middle of my living room floor. erez was gone. everything was on except for the tv. wtf? weird so weird. last thing i remember is........being like wow im this drunk at 8pm thats all i remember haha. wow. what a life im leading.
im on my way to the post office. because ordering pants on the internet is a pain in the ass. they like to send you a pair of jeans with broken belt loops. because thats what people want right.wrong. i was totally expecting the shittiest weekend... but i just got word from bubbie that he doesnt have to do guard tomorrow which means.....BLB WOOH WOOH WOOH. bonus round man. i was expecting a shitty saturday night? woah....its saturday. am i about to have a good saturday. my friday night sucked because i dont remember it and i have ramens now instead of pumas. so the only way to go is upward? right. is that a saying. onward and upward haha. thats lame.
this post sucks. i need more drunken random encounters with yuppies so i can bitch about them. my life isnt interesting. i need someone else to be whining about. im sure ill meet some tonight. so tomorrow....expect results. later baby.
im on my way to the post office. because ordering pants on the internet is a pain in the ass. they like to send you a pair of jeans with broken belt loops. because thats what people want right.wrong. i was totally expecting the shittiest weekend... but i just got word from bubbie that he doesnt have to do guard tomorrow which means.....BLB WOOH WOOH WOOH. bonus round man. i was expecting a shitty saturday night? woah....its saturday. am i about to have a good saturday. my friday night sucked because i dont remember it and i have ramens now instead of pumas. so the only way to go is upward? right. is that a saying. onward and upward haha. thats lame.
this post sucks. i need more drunken random encounters with yuppies so i can bitch about them. my life isnt interesting. i need someone else to be whining about. im sure ill meet some tonight. so tomorrow....expect results. later baby.
Friday, September 19, 2008
this'll be the day, the day that i die.
of boredom. im getting increasingly frustrated with the lack of fun in my life. the every day office routine is not fun. i dont know why i thought being a young professional would make me happier than working in a music store. the only good thing about it is...i have money. thats it. not alot. just enough to be a borderline alcoholic. i dont consider it alcoholism. i consider it being 22. thats how i make myself feel better about it.
i hate my body today for many reasons.
1. my hair looks so geih today. stupid kiwi melon shampoo fucked me over.
2. i still have that nasty monster bruise on my leg.
3. i still have the cold of the century. im beging to believe its diseases
4. my bodys mad for eating mcdonals last night
5. i pulled a muscle in my ankle this morning riding to work. so now i walk like a weird ass.
blahhh im feeling very fussy today. i dont know what im going to do this weekend. i really should stop partying and get my shit together. do something constructive. like paint a room or something. make my place cooler. but i dont really see the point in it since i only have like the same people come over. so whats the point. maybe ill just buy a lamp or something. overhead lighting sucks. lamps are the best. this post is all over the place. i got a lot on my mind when i enter this mundane environment. phone calls, emails, faxes, cash reports, shift work, blah blah blah. hate it.
last night at mcdonalds was the weirdest situation ever. i was so lazy and so hungry and just wanted food right away. so i was like mcdonalds...right next door. they got food there right. for like a dollar? what am i not gonna do that? so yeah i waltzed down to the donalds to get a dollar cheesebooger and some french cries. so i get my shit. and i do the stereotypical im gonna eat one fry and then roll the bag up and leave. so im eating the one fry and i notice...wtf... theres like half of the amount of fries what the frakk. so the girls like is everything ok and i was like uhhh...can i have some fries and showed her the half full/half empty container and shes like oh lemme get you some sorry. and i was like fucking right. i look to my left and this old lady points to me and yells "he was eatin them, i saw him". UGHH are you serious. your gonna do this. ok whatever lets clear this up. so i was like i ate like one fry. and she was like this is bullshit i have to pay for my fries. and i was like honestly lady...do you think i planned this. i go around to all the mcdonalds in town and eat half the fries and then say there was none in there. like seriously are you that delusional. and she was like no you got them by being a complainer. and i get my warm fresh fries and i toss em in my bag and im like your like 98 you havent figured that out yet, and left and ate my fries. they were great. and to be honest...i ate like 3 fries :(
i hate my body today for many reasons.
1. my hair looks so geih today. stupid kiwi melon shampoo fucked me over.
2. i still have that nasty monster bruise on my leg.
3. i still have the cold of the century. im beging to believe its diseases
4. my bodys mad for eating mcdonals last night
5. i pulled a muscle in my ankle this morning riding to work. so now i walk like a weird ass.
blahhh im feeling very fussy today. i dont know what im going to do this weekend. i really should stop partying and get my shit together. do something constructive. like paint a room or something. make my place cooler. but i dont really see the point in it since i only have like the same people come over. so whats the point. maybe ill just buy a lamp or something. overhead lighting sucks. lamps are the best. this post is all over the place. i got a lot on my mind when i enter this mundane environment. phone calls, emails, faxes, cash reports, shift work, blah blah blah. hate it.
last night at mcdonalds was the weirdest situation ever. i was so lazy and so hungry and just wanted food right away. so i was like mcdonalds...right next door. they got food there right. for like a dollar? what am i not gonna do that? so yeah i waltzed down to the donalds to get a dollar cheesebooger and some french cries. so i get my shit. and i do the stereotypical im gonna eat one fry and then roll the bag up and leave. so im eating the one fry and i notice...wtf... theres like half of the amount of fries what the frakk. so the girls like is everything ok and i was like uhhh...can i have some fries and showed her the half full/half empty container and shes like oh lemme get you some sorry. and i was like fucking right. i look to my left and this old lady points to me and yells "he was eatin them, i saw him". UGHH are you serious. your gonna do this. ok whatever lets clear this up. so i was like i ate like one fry. and she was like this is bullshit i have to pay for my fries. and i was like honestly lady...do you think i planned this. i go around to all the mcdonalds in town and eat half the fries and then say there was none in there. like seriously are you that delusional. and she was like no you got them by being a complainer. and i get my warm fresh fries and i toss em in my bag and im like your like 98 you havent figured that out yet, and left and ate my fries. they were great. and to be honest...i ate like 3 fries :(
Thursday, September 18, 2008
BLARRRGHHHEECCHCHHHAAAAAA
oh my fucking god. get me the fuck out of here. every morning i go in this little box of an office. downstairs hidden. i sit in there all alone and count skanky money and it fucking sucks cause theres like a million other people on the other side of the walls. and theres an outside with clouds and birds and living things but instead im in the million degree room with no windows and skanky money. i hate skanks.
today is weird. my sister is getting married today. in scottland. i cant even go to my own sisters wedding ugh?!!! how lame is that. the lamest. its weird. its like when am i ever going to see my sister again. last night was the first time i talked to her on the phone in like....a year and a half. were all so far apart. im in minneapolis, my moms in north carolina, my sisters in scottland, my dad and other sister are in canada. it fucking sucks. if i wanna see anyone of them im at least dropping 500 bucks. blech. and its a scottish wedding. god thatd be so rowdy i bet. i could of gotten trashed and make an ass out of myself instead im in skank room.
im mad at erez. last night we got trashed and went for dinner to the town talk diner in midtown on lake st. it was good. tasty town diner is what i would call it with a burger like what are ya kidding me. it was amazing. anygay...this really really hot girl was out on the patio and kept eye balling him. and he was like fuck. if i dont do it. if i dont talk to her im gonan regret it. and iwas like oh regret your so gonna regret it regret. and he was like yeah im totes doing it. last second boooop....bailed. u turned round that girl man. god!!! fool!! tom foolery at its best as i would say. i dont say that. i hope hes regretting it. big time. sucka
tonight is the premier of its always sunny in philidelphia. the only show that could make me laugh as hard as i do. i swear. if like i got a phone call from the president and he was all im sorry your whole family died in a helicopter crash i would be sooooo broken. id cry id vomit id flip out omg. but if sunny came on....be laughing my ass off. its that good. so if anyone in the metro area is reading this...and has cable...invite me over so i can watch it. ill bring the werthers originals. i got a whole bag in my desk and you can have as many as you want. i need to see it. help a bruva out...
Seacrest out!
today is weird. my sister is getting married today. in scottland. i cant even go to my own sisters wedding ugh?!!! how lame is that. the lamest. its weird. its like when am i ever going to see my sister again. last night was the first time i talked to her on the phone in like....a year and a half. were all so far apart. im in minneapolis, my moms in north carolina, my sisters in scottland, my dad and other sister are in canada. it fucking sucks. if i wanna see anyone of them im at least dropping 500 bucks. blech. and its a scottish wedding. god thatd be so rowdy i bet. i could of gotten trashed and make an ass out of myself instead im in skank room.
im mad at erez. last night we got trashed and went for dinner to the town talk diner in midtown on lake st. it was good. tasty town diner is what i would call it with a burger like what are ya kidding me. it was amazing. anygay...this really really hot girl was out on the patio and kept eye balling him. and he was like fuck. if i dont do it. if i dont talk to her im gonan regret it. and iwas like oh regret your so gonna regret it regret. and he was like yeah im totes doing it. last second boooop....bailed. u turned round that girl man. god!!! fool!! tom foolery at its best as i would say. i dont say that. i hope hes regretting it. big time. sucka
tonight is the premier of its always sunny in philidelphia. the only show that could make me laugh as hard as i do. i swear. if like i got a phone call from the president and he was all im sorry your whole family died in a helicopter crash i would be sooooo broken. id cry id vomit id flip out omg. but if sunny came on....be laughing my ass off. its that good. so if anyone in the metro area is reading this...and has cable...invite me over so i can watch it. ill bring the werthers originals. i got a whole bag in my desk and you can have as many as you want. i need to see it. help a bruva out...
Seacrest out!
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
why would this ever be a good idea
i just want to give everyone a fair warning. granted alot of people are smarter than me but still...if you see this at any grocery store. i bought mine at walgreens. look just if you see it anywhere. either run away. or hide it. or throw it in the garbage. just be sure you dont pick it up and go "nice!" and but it like i did. oh my gosh. i now know the meaning of sick. my body got pissed off at me for like hours for eating this retched bowl of moosh. if i served it to you. you wouldnt know what it is. i guarantee you. it was a bowl of brown groul. blech hate it.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
want, have, need, wish
oh man...saw the coolest thing today. you know those shoes with the little wheels in them? yeah totes lame i agree. since those came out...ive always wanted to see some kid bust his ass on them. i worked retail for a while and those little kids would always be wheeling around the store knocking shit over. or cutting me off. ooooh they drive me crazy. today on my ride home from slave work i finally saw some lil bastard with a mushroom cut dancing around on them all obnoxiously and boom. slammed on the ground and ate shit. it was awesome. yes i understand that laughing out loud and yelling yes as i passed him laying on the ground is a terrible thing to do. but it was my moment ladies and gentleman and im glad with the decision i made. i dont know what kind of parents by those for their kids. i also cant believe that kids are allowed to use those in stores.
that video is amazing....i dont have much planned for tonight. its a tuesday...i will probably drink and wallow in self pitty. since thats the only way to keep the thoughts and the bad dreams away. it sounds depressing but its really not. it kinda is. but....its better than what others do. i need to get out of this city. any leads on a time machine, rejuvination chamber, or portal machine let me know.
that video is amazing....i dont have much planned for tonight. its a tuesday...i will probably drink and wallow in self pitty. since thats the only way to keep the thoughts and the bad dreams away. it sounds depressing but its really not. it kinda is. but....its better than what others do. i need to get out of this city. any leads on a time machine, rejuvination chamber, or portal machine let me know.
bruised legs
this post was meant to be for yesterday. but i never got around to it because i have priorities. more important stuff to do then bitch on the internet. more important like...drinking beer and bitching to my friend about metro transit, slow drivers, shitty computers, all the stuff i wah wah on here about. haha. same shit different medium.
so anyways. your probably wondering whats with the title of this post. well... like 3 weeks ago i was really trashed. i cant remember if i was in my driveway, or at bryant lake bowl. but anyfart i had my bike computer in my pocket. the little box that says how fast, how far, how long. all that stuff. well it was in my pocket and i fell on the ground and landed on it. and i still have this huge perfect square bruise on my thigh and its starting to look disgusting. i hope it goes away soon so i dont have to look at a poop stain on my thigh every morning. its absolutely crazy.
i need some good photos hedi slimane style. if anyone owns a camera. let my agent know.
so anyways. your probably wondering whats with the title of this post. well... like 3 weeks ago i was really trashed. i cant remember if i was in my driveway, or at bryant lake bowl. but anyfart i had my bike computer in my pocket. the little box that says how fast, how far, how long. all that stuff. well it was in my pocket and i fell on the ground and landed on it. and i still have this huge perfect square bruise on my thigh and its starting to look disgusting. i hope it goes away soon so i dont have to look at a poop stain on my thigh every morning. its absolutely crazy.
i need some good photos hedi slimane style. if anyone owns a camera. let my agent know.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Rejuvination Chamber
i dont think thats how to spell rejuvination but meh. i really want one. i imagine it to look like the pods that they hyper sleep in in the movie alien. which is awesome. lets chop cats. so last night was insane. never hitched a ride with a couple of mexican trannies before. what are you serious. you bet i am. that right there shoula been a red flag for...get out of there and seek treatment for alcohol abuse. but whatevs. i got home haha. now i need to find on ebay a rejuvination chamber. if anyone has some leads...let me know asap cause there great.
http://shop.ebay.com/items/_W0QQ_nkwZrejuvinationQ20chamberQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZR40QQ_mdoZ
what to do today...i want to bike. i cant wait to bike to work tomorrow morning. its nice. and its good. burn off some of those beers. it was nice going to blb last night. back in my scene after a titanic of a night on friday, blech hated it. wait what am i saying i dont want to go to work tomorrow. slave for the hilton and eat mac & cheese. oh no this is different from yesterdays mac and cheese. yesterday had tomatoes in it. this one has mushrooms. and tomorrow were gonna add pepper. thanks for ruining my day cafeteria. my house is a pig pen. im gonna go roll in my own shit. peace. haha i just said peace. hell yeah brah
http://shop.ebay.com/items/_W0QQ_nkwZrejuvinationQ20chamberQQ_armrsZ1QQ_fromZR40QQ_mdoZ
what to do today...i want to bike. i cant wait to bike to work tomorrow morning. its nice. and its good. burn off some of those beers. it was nice going to blb last night. back in my scene after a titanic of a night on friday, blech hated it. wait what am i saying i dont want to go to work tomorrow. slave for the hilton and eat mac & cheese. oh no this is different from yesterdays mac and cheese. yesterday had tomatoes in it. this one has mushrooms. and tomorrow were gonna add pepper. thanks for ruining my day cafeteria. my house is a pig pen. im gonna go roll in my own shit. peace. haha i just said peace. hell yeah brah
Saturday, September 13, 2008
fuuhhhhhkkkk im old
last night. 2008. went to a college party. first college party ive been to since...uhh college maybe. not that i liked them then. bunch of stupid immature girls and douchebags drinking mgd. but i thought id give it a chance from my usual fridays at blb. first off. omg. terrible night. happy hour was awesome. obviously. then we went back to my house. and left for the party. so on the way i get kicked out of the car for talking on my phone...its 2008 guys. accept it. walk the rest of the way to the party. get inside and its a bunch of dudes. they somehow rope 3 girls in their appartment who dont even look like their old enough to drive. one girl starts talking to me. she blah blah ed about some nonsense science or something for about 10 minutes and then asked me what my major was. haha awkward "im not in school im 22" mumbles out of me. then she says omg your 22!! your so old!! hey becky this guys 22 hahah......wtf i look around and yea everyone looks 13 and im the only one that can grow a beard and complain about actually needing a drink. it was a weird realisation. erez bailed because its not his scene and for some reason i stayed cause i bailed on jeff last time for similar reasons erez bailed and decided to stick it out this time. mistake.
the rest of the night consisted of me not being able to find a like mind and not getting into parties because there was no gel in my hair and i dont own a car made in 2008. i was stranded no idea where i was. couldnt leave. it was pretty fucking brutal. self esteem is down to my feet now. not feeling like a productive member of life anymore...ehhh......
tonight is rock the democracy at blb. i was really excited but kaylee bailed so now im trying to picture it being fun. now ill be forced to defend my views on politics...which i dont have but have to explain that i just dont care and play the whole ignorance card. gotta love ignorance. i really need to see who said ignorance is bliss. amazing quote. i love it. today im living like a sloth because its shitty out so i have a valid excuse. i miss my family. i guess thats part of being old right. fuck im not old. im 22. see me in X2 and well talk about that then.
the rest of the night consisted of me not being able to find a like mind and not getting into parties because there was no gel in my hair and i dont own a car made in 2008. i was stranded no idea where i was. couldnt leave. it was pretty fucking brutal. self esteem is down to my feet now. not feeling like a productive member of life anymore...ehhh......
tonight is rock the democracy at blb. i was really excited but kaylee bailed so now im trying to picture it being fun. now ill be forced to defend my views on politics...which i dont have but have to explain that i just dont care and play the whole ignorance card. gotta love ignorance. i really need to see who said ignorance is bliss. amazing quote. i love it. today im living like a sloth because its shitty out so i have a valid excuse. i miss my family. i guess thats part of being old right. fuck im not old. im 22. see me in X2 and well talk about that then.
Friday, September 12, 2008
fridays rock...sometimes
wow...so far amazing. granted this morning was awful. then pizza came around at 1230. ate pizza and watched the office in my office. then me kaylee and jeff V went on a adventure...to target. where i had to exchange razors. eventful. there was this scubbing bubble promo going on out on the street and they had a bubble machine. bubble's were landing in everyones face. so fun to watch. saw a few homeless people. a woman with cloverfield toes. pretty funny.
got back to the office...sat for 5 minutes and everyone randomly decided that were leaving at 330. and we need to make it happen. and we did. so leave at 330 and then happy hour. life is great. then a ride home in a car. awesome. party. fuck yeah
got back to the office...sat for 5 minutes and everyone randomly decided that were leaving at 330. and we need to make it happen. and we did. so leave at 330 and then happy hour. life is great. then a ride home in a car. awesome. party. fuck yeah
smashmouth sucks
all fucking morning ive had that annoying "hey now your a rockstar" song in my head. i dont think ive heard that song in like i dont know eight years. i didnt even like it then. why is it in my head now.
work sucks when your hungover and you didnt bike and you got the shakes. last night i decided to drink...and shave? why would that ever be a good idea. i used an electric because im retarded and bought the wrong razors for my shaver. fuck. seriously. ugh!... so anygay i was shaving with an electric and im assuming i pushed it really hard on my face the whole time cause everyone of my pores feels like its bleeding. also my sideburns are uneven and ...my neck is not done. haha. so basically i look like a half shaved testicle today.
i got a water bottle with sarah palins face on it ...awesome
im excited for this weekend. today in office world is pizza day. always down with free pizza. then its happy hour. always down for drinking. then im heading home...in jeffs car im assuming. since jeff drove and were partying tonight. erez me and jeff are going to some party on campus tonight. im assuming ill be the one standing out the most because i have a hole in my ass of my jeans but fuck it. so if thats lame. ditch to a bar. and then tomorrow saturday uch... on saturday im going up to bryant lake bowl for the rock for democracy party. im not really on any side. i play the ignorance card because i hate commiting to one thing but, its a party so it should be fun. or not. its gonna be a palin bash fest which sucks cause i love her.
then on sunday i plan on biking. and doing shit around the house. and getting drunk and watch something sweet. terminator or summfin i dunno ill figure it out. where the fuck is my ryan adams vinyl, death set vinyl, and my new jeans ordered those shits like 2 frakkin weeks ago ugh. hate the mail. hate it. this blog sucks
work sucks when your hungover and you didnt bike and you got the shakes. last night i decided to drink...and shave? why would that ever be a good idea. i used an electric because im retarded and bought the wrong razors for my shaver. fuck. seriously. ugh!... so anygay i was shaving with an electric and im assuming i pushed it really hard on my face the whole time cause everyone of my pores feels like its bleeding. also my sideburns are uneven and ...my neck is not done. haha. so basically i look like a half shaved testicle today.
i got a water bottle with sarah palins face on it ...awesome
im excited for this weekend. today in office world is pizza day. always down with free pizza. then its happy hour. always down for drinking. then im heading home...in jeffs car im assuming. since jeff drove and were partying tonight. erez me and jeff are going to some party on campus tonight. im assuming ill be the one standing out the most because i have a hole in my ass of my jeans but fuck it. so if thats lame. ditch to a bar. and then tomorrow saturday uch... on saturday im going up to bryant lake bowl for the rock for democracy party. im not really on any side. i play the ignorance card because i hate commiting to one thing but, its a party so it should be fun. or not. its gonna be a palin bash fest which sucks cause i love her.
then on sunday i plan on biking. and doing shit around the house. and getting drunk and watch something sweet. terminator or summfin i dunno ill figure it out. where the fuck is my ryan adams vinyl, death set vinyl, and my new jeans ordered those shits like 2 frakkin weeks ago ugh. hate the mail. hate it. this blog sucks
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Smokes
so i was at a birthday party last night. im not really a smoker. but in awkward social situations its good to have one. keeps you busy. and after a few beers there pretty good to. last night. i was in a awkward social situation and was a few beers in...what do you think i wanted...exactly!... so i ask someone if i can bum a smoke. and he was like yeah there menthol though....now Ive noticed... every time someone bums a cig to someone and there menthol they warn them first. i don't get it. if you know your smoking lame ass cigs...why buy em. granted cigarettes taste like poop. but adding mint to it just makes it taste like minty poop. don't get it. prob wont ever get it.
another thing that i learned last night. don't get drunk and talk shit about how your undefeatable at air hockey when your in close proximity of a air hockey table. because you just might look stupid when you consecutively get your ass kicked by everyone at the party :( . pshhh....whatevs... if i was sober.. and be makin some money of those jokers. i had a good time though. and make sure you go to the bathroom before you leave and get on the train...cause theres no bathroom on the lightrail...hate it.
another thing that i learned last night. don't get drunk and talk shit about how your undefeatable at air hockey when your in close proximity of a air hockey table. because you just might look stupid when you consecutively get your ass kicked by everyone at the party :( . pshhh....whatevs... if i was sober.. and be makin some money of those jokers. i had a good time though. and make sure you go to the bathroom before you leave and get on the train...cause theres no bathroom on the lightrail...hate it.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
wednesday is humpday
man...i so cant wait for the weekend. i really would like to meet the person who came up with the idea for the business week. if i did meet him....pow...right in tha kissa. seriously. work work work for 5 days...and then only 2 days off..like seriously. how's that a good idea. was his last name hitler? prob not. i think work days were around before him...anyfart...
tonight...im going to holly's birfday partay. i cant wait for that. havent seen holly in a while cause hitler decided to create work weeks urgh. and its at game works so it should be pretty fun. beer and time crisis 2...how could it not be right. for her bday im getting her a 40 and the new girl talk cd. hope she digs it. kinda a lame gift. but whatevs.
this weekend...im getting dragged to a college party by jeff..oh boy..hooray...cant wait to drink bud light and listen to some rap songs from 2004...no this is not sarcasm...this is truth..ahha.. it'll actually be probably pretty fun (e). and if its not ill just bail to the kitty kat club. saturday...well we know my views about saturday...but...im leaning on BLB...for some beers and cheap thrills. the good thing about weekends is not having to wear a tie and sit at a desk all day. so no matter what i do itll be exponentially better. watch some sunny season 3...listen to some vinyl...ride my bike...sounds like bliss to me. how do i make my blog look cooler?
tonight...im going to holly's birfday partay. i cant wait for that. havent seen holly in a while cause hitler decided to create work weeks urgh. and its at game works so it should be pretty fun. beer and time crisis 2...how could it not be right. for her bday im getting her a 40 and the new girl talk cd. hope she digs it. kinda a lame gift. but whatevs.
this weekend...im getting dragged to a college party by jeff..oh boy..hooray...cant wait to drink bud light and listen to some rap songs from 2004...no this is not sarcasm...this is truth..ahha.. it'll actually be probably pretty fun (e). and if its not ill just bail to the kitty kat club. saturday...well we know my views about saturday...but...im leaning on BLB...for some beers and cheap thrills. the good thing about weekends is not having to wear a tie and sit at a desk all day. so no matter what i do itll be exponentially better. watch some sunny season 3...listen to some vinyl...ride my bike...sounds like bliss to me. how do i make my blog look cooler?
Sunday, September 7, 2008
its sunday...saturday sucked
what did i tell you....friday night. great time. saturday night shitty....and sunday depressing. this is the weekend norm. for me at least. friday night i went for beer after work with some friends from the office. it was hilarious. basically was just me and kaylee busting jeffs balls the whole time. is there anything better. than erez came over we biked up to Bryant lake bowl like every other friday drank some beers smoked some ciggies had some laughs rode home. breakfast at keys on saturday. i got eggs sunny side up and toast. i asked the waiter if they can put my eggs on top my toast and he gave me the worst look and told me to do it. the rest of breakfast was kind of awkward.
now on to saturday night. or as i like to call it "ugh lame". i was invited to addies party. she lives downtown i live in midtown. while getting ready....what happens...its starts to rain randomly. it was like the nicest day and then 5 min before i leave it rains...ugh. and my umbrellas broken cause it broke when i was last drunk and in the rain, anygays,,,,, stayed home and erez came over. he rented predator on dvd which everyone keeps telling me i need to watch...bout 5 minutes in i pass out and spill beer all over my crotch....its 9:30!. so lame. so i went to bed. woke up at around noon. and have been sloooooowly cleaning my apt the whole day. cleaning...hate it. its boring crap. this week should be good though, no more RNC. and erez is getting everything ready so that we can start recording again. im hungry, so hungry. but dont want to go anyhwere. urgh. im gonna go drink some gin order some skinny jeans and get a sandhwich and watch Alien,...lifes not so bad,
now on to saturday night. or as i like to call it "ugh lame". i was invited to addies party. she lives downtown i live in midtown. while getting ready....what happens...its starts to rain randomly. it was like the nicest day and then 5 min before i leave it rains...ugh. and my umbrellas broken cause it broke when i was last drunk and in the rain, anygays,,,,, stayed home and erez came over. he rented predator on dvd which everyone keeps telling me i need to watch...bout 5 minutes in i pass out and spill beer all over my crotch....its 9:30!. so lame. so i went to bed. woke up at around noon. and have been sloooooowly cleaning my apt the whole day. cleaning...hate it. its boring crap. this week should be good though, no more RNC. and erez is getting everything ready so that we can start recording again. im hungry, so hungry. but dont want to go anyhwere. urgh. im gonna go drink some gin order some skinny jeans and get a sandhwich and watch Alien,...lifes not so bad,
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Thursday
Thursday...usually Thursdays are amazing. why?.... the office and 30 rock are on thursdays. and its the day before friday. and anyone who actually talks to me knows i ride to uptown and drink and bike all night. usually ending up at bryant lake bowl. i love friday nights. i wish they went on forever. saturdays....saturdays suck. theres always this weird pressure of having a good time on a sat. im never fullfilled on a saturday. how cool would it be if tomorrows sat is awesome. it has potential. im going to a party and the only thing im brining is beer and the music...ingredients for fun. sundays. dont get me started. hate sundays. always get depressed on sundays. nothing to do. today was slammin. i got a free cookie and rode to work. i think its gonna rain soon...hate. i dont want to ride home in the rain or take the train. i was looking forward to a nice ride home. what am i doing tonight........what to do. i need to clean, im currently living in the ruins of a castle built of PBR and Black Label beer cans. ill clean....and probably watch a dvd. but i know ill just end up on my laptop all night. such a slave i love it.
i hate the RNC by the way. dont know if id stated that yet. hate working in the middle of it too. i need a vacation. october. mother fuck mother fuck mother fucking deathset!
i hate the RNC by the way. dont know if id stated that yet. hate working in the middle of it too. i need a vacation. october. mother fuck mother fuck mother fucking deathset!
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Nightman Lyrics = Hilarious
Night Man, sneaky and mean
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man
Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down, and I try to fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I become the Night Man...
It's just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just 2 men sharing each other
It's just 2 men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he's so happy
The other's screamin' a passionate shout
It's the Night Man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night...
The passionate, passionate Night Man
Spider inside my dreams
I think I love you
You make me wanna cry
You make me wanna die
I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you
Night Man
Every night you come into my room
And pin me down with your strong arms
You pin me down, and I try to fight you
You come inside me
You fill me up
And I become the Night Man...
It's just 2 men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it's just right
It's just 2 men sharing each other
It's just 2 men like loving brothers
One on top and one on bottom
One inside and one is out
One is screaming, he's so happy
The other's screamin' a passionate shout
It's the Night Man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I'm feeling so wrong and right, man
I can't fight you, man
When you come inside me
And pin me down with your strong hands
And I become the Night...
The passionate, passionate Night Man
Monday, August 25, 2008
Mondays
alright well. it sucks going into work on a monday. realizing that yur shoes are covered in puke because you got too trashed at the bar and threw up on them over the weekend. its a good reminder thought that your awesome and not some corp tool and that youll be outta there in no time and be back to you. i swear this job is weird. its not me. but...do what you got to.
im really getting anxious for my vinyl ripper. for those of you who dot know what that is...its a record player that hooks up to your pc and allows you to rip your vinyl to MP3. prob one of the best inventions ever. i have such a great vinyl collection. i cant wait to have it all on my ipod.
my best friend steven is moving back to our hometown of Raleigh, NC this sunday. im kinda bummed. but now im weighing out my options and have the clash in my head "should i stay or should i go". nothing really here for me now anymore. the though of going back to NC is dull and unrealistic. theres literally no work there. its a dead economy. although my friends and me mom is there. sooo now what. go back to canada... move to DC....move somewhere completely new and start fresh. only time will tell but it needs to be soon because im so fucking tired of minneapolis and all the pretentious opinionated yuppies that live here. its making me ill. the thought of staying in mpls makes my stomach turn. time for a change. a fresh start. a clean slate. the time is now man. time to figure it out.
im really getting anxious for my vinyl ripper. for those of you who dot know what that is...its a record player that hooks up to your pc and allows you to rip your vinyl to MP3. prob one of the best inventions ever. i have such a great vinyl collection. i cant wait to have it all on my ipod.
my best friend steven is moving back to our hometown of Raleigh, NC this sunday. im kinda bummed. but now im weighing out my options and have the clash in my head "should i stay or should i go". nothing really here for me now anymore. the though of going back to NC is dull and unrealistic. theres literally no work there. its a dead economy. although my friends and me mom is there. sooo now what. go back to canada... move to DC....move somewhere completely new and start fresh. only time will tell but it needs to be soon because im so fucking tired of minneapolis and all the pretentious opinionated yuppies that live here. its making me ill. the thought of staying in mpls makes my stomach turn. time for a change. a fresh start. a clean slate. the time is now man. time to figure it out.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
what i wanted
all i wanted to do last night was to ride to bryant lake bowl. get drunk and rowdy and take some pics with my new walgreens disposable camera. instead i got too drunk and never went and now i have to wait till next week to do that :( ... my weekend feels unfulfilled. i found a big ass spider on my carpet so i caught it with a cup. i got tired of watching it so i cryogenicaly froze it with pc duster. it never came back to life. biked to st.paul today and am going riding around lake calhoun, tomorrow is monday which means work which means fuck! no idea if anyone reads this so fuck it, seeya/
oh and girl talk first ave sept 20th! cant wait. lifes not too bad (i guess)....(for now i guess)
oh and girl talk first ave sept 20th! cant wait. lifes not too bad (i guess)....(for now i guess)
Friday, August 15, 2008
bike locks
Uch. I'm on the train right now listening to girl talk. I thought itd be a good idea to bike to the train today. I got a bike rack slot on the train so that's awesome. Hopefully I can get a bike lock spot at the office. Its stressin me out I hope I can get one or ill be pissed. Big time. Todays gonna suck cause work sucks and I have to stay late. But I got a date tonight so that should be fun. How's italian food and phil spector not fun right. I need a drink. Not right now but later haha
Monday, August 4, 2008
Todays Thoughts
today was actually not that bad. even though on monday i have to do 3 days work...eff it. it was alright. time flew. drank some beers when i got home ate some subway and watching fubar with steven. i need to get a chord so i can hook up my record player to my pc and rip vinyl. that would be amazing. tomorrrows prob gonna suck. i hate getting up early. its awful
Sunday, August 3, 2008
Todays Thoughts
This is all thats going on in my head today....
I want you, I want you so bad,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad, babe,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad
She's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy
I want you, I want you so bad,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad, babe, I want you
You know I want you so bad, it's driving me bad, it's driving me mad
Yeah, she's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy
I want you, I want you so bad, babe, I want you
You know I want you so bad, It's driving me mad, It's driving me bad
Yeah, she's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy
I want you, I want you so bad, I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad, bebe, I want you
You know I want you so bad, it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
She's so
I want you, I want you so bad,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad, babe,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad
She's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy
I want you, I want you so bad,
I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me bad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad, babe, I want you
You know I want you so bad, it's driving me bad, it's driving me mad
Yeah, she's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy
I want you, I want you so bad, babe, I want you
You know I want you so bad, It's driving me mad, It's driving me bad
Yeah, she's so heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy, heavy
I want you, I want you so bad, I want you, I want you so bad
It's driving me mad, it's driving me mad
I want you, I want you so bad, bebe, I want you
You know I want you so bad, it's driving me mad
It's driving me mad
She's so
Saturday, August 2, 2008
First Blog
So....i now have a blog. That's retarded. Never thought i would and i always made fun of people who blogged. But im bored and i like to complain sooo.....Welcome. if anyones actually reading this who knows. ill prob come off as a total asshole. i rather right about shitty stuff then happy shit. when it comes to blogs at least. i dont care about spelling or grammar or shit so dont cry. there. done! let me start with how much i hate minneapolis metro transit. how come half the time the trains are fucked up. or how about every time theres always someone loud as shit. oh god how i hate metro transit.
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